[KANTO TERRORS] "The Last Elevator Ride: Andrew's Race to Class"

~DEAR PLAYER~

In this game, you play as Andrew, a Lasallian who's always running late for class. But don't worry, it's not like his education or future career prospects are on the line or anything. No, your main objective is to guide Andrew through a series of elevators, without letting him fall to his death or get crushed by the doors.

Sure, it might seem a bit morbid, but hey, at least you're helping him get to class on time, right? And what better way to do that than by forcing him to navigate a treacherous maze of elevators that are constantly going up and down, with no regard for his safety or well-being.

But hey, if Andrew does happen to make a mistake and bite the dust, at least he'll go down in a blaze of glory, right? I mean, who wouldn't want to be remembered as the guy who died trying to get to his math class on time? It's the stuff of legends, really.

So come on, player. Let's help Andrew achieve immortality (figuratively speaking, of course) by guiding him through this perilous elevator journey. Who knows, maybe one day they'll even name a building after him or something.